Phrases You Should Never Ever Google At Work

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Do your kids run up to you asking you what some weird phrase they heard on the playground? Phrases such as; ‘Blue Waffle’, ‘Lemon Party’, or ‘worst of all, ‘Goatse’? Maybe you’ve heard these phrases elsewhere and are curious to find out what they mean. Well whatever you do, do not – I repeat – DO NOT Google them at work, as they’re insanely NSFW and will get you fired on the spot!
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“Lemon Party”

Search this term and you won’t get a bunch of lemons having a blast. Instead, you’ll get a bunch of naked old men enjoying some recreational activities.
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“Lemon Party”

Don’t be fooled. This is not a recipe for some blue colored waffles. As delicious as it may sound, what you’ll get is a not-so-yummy picture of a vagina riddled with STDs.
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“Goatse”

You’re not gonna get a goat. Especially one as cute as this one is here. What you’ll get instead is a pic of some dude bending over and spreading his butt cheeks super-wide open. Now that’s baaa … d!
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“Fournier”

If you’re lucky, you might get a pic of Orlando Magic back-up Evan Fournier. But if you’re at work, you’ll likely get an image of a very disgusting flesh-eating disease that’ll gross out your boss if he sees it.
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“Mr. Hands”

A fanboy site dedicated to the Hamburger Helper Mascot, perhaps? Nope. Just a horribly graphic video of a man being killed by some horse.
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“Tub Girl”

As awesome as it is to search images of hot girls in tubs, if you type in “tub girl”, expect an image of a naked women bathing in a tub of her own feces.
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“Meatspin”

A meat spit is deliciously mouth watering. But misspell it “meatspin”, and you’ll be treated to a video of a man spinning another man’s butt on the top of his penis. The whole idea is to see how many times you can get the man to go round.
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“Two Girls, One Cup”

I’ll just cut to the chase here. Search this one and you’ll get an image of girls doing some horrible things with vomit and poop. It’s an image you’ll never be able to unsee again. So if you hate your eyes, go ahead – make my day.
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“Cake fart”

A girl popping out of a cake, maybe? Not really. Just a girl sitting on top of one and farting on it. Surprise!
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“Circle Jerk”

Justin Beiber? You wish. Just a bunch of good ‘ol boys masturbating each other.
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