Facebook: Home Of The Trashy Status Update

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Instagram is now the king of social media, with Snapchat and Twitter close behind. Why? Because former king, Facebook, has become a dumping ground for people’s issues, and emotional garbage. In fact, it’s ruined many a relationship because it’s given us a window in how stupid and trashy the people in our lives are. So if you’re just one post away from quitting Facebook altogether, then let us help you out with these 15 disgustingly trashy posts…
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I’m having just a hard a time with this one as you are. Is she saying she just married her ex, which was her stepdad? This has to be in Alabama.
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Yea, good idea future washed up stripper / coke addict.
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Neighhhh… I doubt it’s a horse you’ve got there, toots.
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She put her tab on her child support card. America, Fuck yeah!
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Yeah it’s hard for me to believe to. Especially hard if that’s NOT a beer he’s drinking out of that bottle. #TrashBags
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She’s right. There’s a huge difference between a meth head and a crack head.
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I know I can be a sucker at times, but by DICKS she means dicks, right? #NoPunIntended
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Note to all men: Don’t leave your shit at her place.
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For Sale: Slightly used panties with a side of herpes. $40 OBO.
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Wouldn’t a conjugal visit selfie be better? Oh wait, this is Facebook. You can’t post smut like that.
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Some matches are made in heaven, others, in court.
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His aunt better watch it. Ratting on a G can get you killed, yo.
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Family get togethers will be so much more special with this hanging on the wall.
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Now that’s one dirty … mirror!
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In case you forget, there are always tattoos to remind you.
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